- mom: you haven't moved since I left the house 5 hours ago wtf
- me: excuse me where do you think these chips came from
“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
there’s been some confusion, for you see my crewmate is
I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE OH MY GOD
As if we needed more proof that Mark 42 is the Moon Moon of Tony’s suits.